out of place

my kwento: i was born here. but i don't feel i belong. what do you think?

real kwento: isn't it a wonder how nature works?

happy birthday, mommy!

yellow golden flowers for the golden girl! love you, mom!

you want my cookie?

my kwento: oh, you can't possibly have my cookie! it's mine, mine, mine!

real kwento: well, just give him a cookie and he will stay seated.

zip

my kwento: do i have to listen to your lies? nope. my ears are zipped.

real kwento: cutesy earrings my cuz wore, i hope she'd get me a pair!

utoy's plea

my kwento: if only cars could speak...

real kwento: it was really time to clean up utoy, tsk tsk tsk.

whoever did this must be...

my kwento: i'm wondering whose fault this is: the one who approved for

printing or the one who actually printed it or the one who posted it that cared less?

real kwento: banner seen posted in makati...i wish they've put it down.

stop picking the flowers

my kwento: it is against nature to pick up flowers.

real kwento: even if they're not real?!?

triplets

my kwento: can you touch the sky with your roof? i dare you.

real kwento: there are actually four buildings, the other one not shown.

bulaga!!

my kwento: is my smile perfect enough for you?!

did you see me coming?

real kwento: an accidental shot from an accidental phototaker, hehe

interrogation

my kwento: what did i do to deserve this torture, huh?!

real kwento: it's joaquin's very first trip to the dentist. :-)