Conversations

{Bothersome}

Woman1: Salamat naman at napagtapos ko na ang apat kong anak. Pahinga na ako.
Woman2: Ang swerte mo naman, wala ka na aalalahanin. Ako isa pa lang sa apat ang tapos eh.
Woman1: Ano naman ang natapos niya?
Woman2: Dentistry, practicing na ngayon. E yung apat mong anak?
Woman1: Ah, high school.
Woman2: ?!?!?!?!


Someone has got to set her priorities straight.

{Funny but frustrating}

Me: I lost weight but I still look fat. Hay.
Him: Maybe you’re losing on the wrong areas.
Me: You think so?
Him: Oo, baka nababawasan ka na ng utak!!! (referring to the fact that I’ve been complaining about not being able to read or write anymore…)
Me: **sapoks him** (just kidding!) I am so gonna write that in my blog!!!!

So there.