He is so smart!

Of course I'm talking about Joaquin again. They were on their way home the other day when my sister noticed the half-moon. So:

She: Look Joaquin, the alien ate the moon!

Him: Mommy (in the exasperated tone), this is a safe planet. This is not monster earth. It's just a crescent! (with that as-a-matter-of-fact-look)

Where does he get this stuff, eh? He's four and he surprises us with talk like this. And finally, I was able to finish a layout (about how smart he can get), and find it here. Lemme know how I did :)